leaving your day job is funny.. no wait
leaving your day job is full of money saving games
finding that 2nd mascara hiding in the back of the drawer. you know. when you bought 2 in that SUPER PACK deal at CV(buy 100 things I dont need) S
and then you forget you bought that SUPER PACK. um. maybe a couple of times... so really. you have more mascara than you even know!
dont even start with me about the amount of vitamin D I own. sh. it is always buy one jar of 837389 get one pack free
And like the other day when:
I came out of the dentist narrowly escaping cavities.
and, I was thrilled with my new money saving tactic of, get this, - asking if something really must be bought-... like dental xrays.
and I just saved money at the grocery store buying the brand of almond milk with a coupon pasted to the front. I should probably write a book explaining that one.
.I was feeling really happy with my good fortune.
and like I said. I was leaving the dentist.
when I saw I had been attacked by clementines.
then I remembered. I unloaded my groceries the hour before and placed the clementines on the edge of my truck bed for a second trip out. and....
so I never knew they flew off the edge later. and landed in the bed. scattered about like crazies.
so I ate one.
it's the victories I cherish.