Girl skips into shop with a gold crown on, flowy dress, leggings, about 3.5 feet tall, hair sticking out in FRONT of the ears.
Girl: " what do they have here?!"
Grandma glides in. Unnecessarily long sweater. Glasses hanging around neck. Hair scooped up in a clip.
Grandma: "burrito...umm... scones... eggs-which you hate-. bagels... oh A BAGEL WITH CREAM CHEESE!" 
Girl: "no no no"  thinks..."I want THAT muffin!" 
Grandma: "no, that muffin is cappuccino chocolate. not for you. How about a scone and we split it?"
Girl: "no"
Grandma: " oatmeal?"
Girl: "no"
Grandma: "ooooo... orange cranberry muffin?!!"
Girl: "no" 
(girl sighs...)
Girl: "...oh I know."  girl states with certainty and as if a completely new idea. thought of by her............................  "I WANT A BAGEL WITH CREAM CHEESE."
SAME. little girl. I HEAR YOU.
 
 
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